According to some club for stupid people called the Governors Highway Safety Association (bo-ring), First Muslim bride Michelle Obama is encouraging grotesquely obese people to pry themselves out of their Medicare-funded scooter chairs and try using their legs and feet in a shuffling manner when they leave the house to go buy buckets of fried chicken skin drenched in a nacho cheese broth. Then Michelle Obama and her rich lady traveling friends will mow these disgusting lumps of sub-humanity down like a possum on a NASCAR track.

This is actually happening:

The Governors Highway Safety Association says pedestrian deaths increased in the first half of 2010 and the First Lady’s program to get Americans to be more active could be partly responsible.

Governors Highway Safety Administration spokesman Jonathan Adkins told 630 WMAL that Michelle Obama is “trying to get us to walk to work and exercise a little bit more. While that’s good, it also increases our exposure to risk.”

After four straight years of steady declines, pedestrian deaths were up during the first six months of 2010, the latest figures available to be studied.

This should come as no surprise to people as Michelle Obama clearly said, “Let them eat steel-belted radials” at the 8:05 mark on the “Whitey tape”  ( which should be released anytime now) and, besides, pancaking the barely mobile is clearly mandated by the Socialist Government Takeover Of Healthcare bill under the Robert Novak Memorial Death Panel on Wheels attachment.

(Added): To the surprise of no one, Jim Hoft [MORAN] links to this story [APPLAUSE] uncritically [MOCKING LAUGHTER, POINTING]. Dumbass [NODS OF AGREEMENT].



Yeah. Like I would tell you....