Shorter Kirstin Powers:

Wednesday night President Obama spent waaaay too much time talking about people who got shot and asking Americans to be more civil and  stuff like that, when he  should have talking about the real victims of the Tucson shooting: Sarah Palin and conservatives.

I think someone is going to find a little something extra in her paycheck from Roger Ailes next week and it’s not going to be Bill O’Reilly’s falafel this time.

(Image credit to reader: “jim”. He’s probably a blood libeler.)