Sub d-list radio personality Tammy Bruce who was briefly famous never twitter-twatted this thing about homo-hatin’ conservatives the other day:

But this hypocrisy is just truly too much. Enuf already–the more someone complains about the homos the more we should look under their bed
about 8 hours ago via web

…which was obviously a coded message from Bruce to America’s Spinster Aunt, Lindsay Graham, telling him to look under his bed because Santa left him a Bieber treat or maybe something else. But then Sarah Palin jumped in and  re-twatted what Bruce tweeted and “serious” journalists started writing important serious journalism articles wondering if this meant that Palin was extending a slab of elk jerky an olive branch to all of the female impersonators in America and also KenyaHawaii who are making a living dressing up as Sarah Palin and performing Fame, and then America read these serious journalism articles and got even stupider and now the terrorists can just waltz right  in here and take over but they don’t want to  because Makenzie from Toddlers and Tiaras scares the holy Allah-fuck out of them.

But let’s get back back to Tammy Bruce (if we must) because she is sporting major ladywood over being re-twatted by Sarah Palin, because OMG!, Sarah totally noticed her!!!:

As you can tell from my previous post about the USS Enterprise situation a Palin ReTweet of one of my Tweets seems to have become another story unto itself. I’ve been getting tons of emails asking me to expand a bit on what I think the RT means. So, in this post I’m going to expound briefly on what I think Governor Palins’ intention was and my assessment of her in this context.

Which is to say that Sarah Palin is not returning any of Tammy Bruce’s phone-calls/emails/texts/IM’s/sky-writing/ShoutyFace wall posts/e-vites and several other social media contact methods that haven’t been invented yet. But that will not deter  Tammy from letting you  know that she and Sarah Palin are “like this” (visualize two fingers crossed, or possibly Bristol Palin’s thighs rubbing against each other) and that Tammy and Sarah are going to someday be inseparable … just as soon as Tammy does something about that thin-lipped bitch Greta Van Susteren who is totally lady-cockblocking Tammy.

(Added) By popular request (by the L&T Casey)…. moar Makenzie.

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