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When Life Gives You Lemons, it’s Time for a Lemon Party

Last week David Broder declared the idea of beating the Iran War drum a most awesome idea, because it will produce those jobs that Iraq and Afghanistan haven’t. And really, it’s an idea he once ran by the Kaiser with approval.

Now, rejoining the Chorus Morte of old aspiring murderers is the very definition of “reasonable war criminal” Lindsey Graham:

Graham, a South Carolina Republican who sits on the Armed Services Committee and the Homeland Security Committee, said Saturday the U.S. should consider sinking the Iranian navy, destroying its air force and delivering a decisive blow to the Revolutionary Guard.

He says they should neuter the regime, destroy its ability to fight back and hope Iranians will take a chance to take back their government.

Yes, because we all know people NEVER think of being more angry at the people who are bombing them than their own government. That’s why the 8th Air Force TOTALLY brought down Hitler all by itself rather than strengthening the Fuhrer’s hand…no matter what all those historical facts say. Nothing will make the Iranians love ‘Murica more than our awesome bombs killing their relatives.

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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