Black Panther Michelle Obama Has Destroyed Our Electoral System

J. Christian Adams,  the pasty poop-dropping left behind at the Civil Rights Division by cartoon-voiced homunculus Bradley Schlozman, heard that some black lady was talking to voters in Chicago near a polling place and OMIGAWD! HOLY FUCK! it was Michelle Obama who is married to some guy. This makes her the moral equivalent of the Black Panthers who were a bunch of black guys in the sixties who seduced young white women and made beautiful half-chocolate babies…. like that guys Michelle Obama is married to.

So this is how freedom dies:

Today, when Michelle Obama voted early in Chicago, she reportedly told a voter that he needed to vote to keep her husband’s legislative agenda alive. This took place in an area where such electioneering is prohibited by Illinois law. The law has criminal consequences.

Like the New Black Panther case, photographs exist of the lawbreaking. And like the dismissal of the New Black Panther case, the administration has swung into action to abet lawbreaking. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that the first lady supports her husband’s agenda.

Like so much about the New Black Panther case, that isn’t the point. The point is the rule of law, that precious institution that makes America thrive and, in her darker hours, survive. Laws should apply equally to everyone, whether a president or a prisoner. That is the revolutionary idea that drove our revolution.

In case you are keeping score at home,J. Christian means that white guy revolution in the 1770’s and not the Burn, Baby, Burn one with the better music in the 1970’s.

Anyway, Michelle Obama will probably get lynched now or something because, you know, the founders and the Constitution  and some of that other shit that we need to get back to.

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