Todd Palin, the shiftless deadbeat husband of Sarah Palin, as well as presumptive father of her children (Trig excluded, unless of course…oh, Bristol, eww), is going Papa Grizzly Bear on the evil bastard that done stole the sub-literate email tweeter-twat thing he pissed in the snow outside of Alaska’s second most famous grifter’s doublewide ice-hovel.

You see Sarah Palin doesn’t say shit unless someone is paying her to saladshoot words out of the opening in the hollowed-out, be-Bumpited gourd that is her head. And when Joe Miller didn’t pay tribute to Palin (example: “I’d eat a mile of her bullshit to get within an inch of that ass”…. or words to that effect), well, lets just say nobody puts baby in the corner of the igloo… which is actually difficult to find, truth be told.

So Todd Palin took time out from his snowtard NASCAR hobby to issue a press release to that kid at the Weekly Standard who also happens to be buysarahpalinsusedpanties.com’s best customer. Says a member of conservatives4palin who plays Todd on the internets:

My family has worked hard in supporting Joe Miller, so when I heard he’d said something less than supportive of my wife’s efforts, I responded. But it turns out we’d gotten our wires crossed and Joe hadn’t said anything like what I’d been told. So there’s no story here except the fact that the press put our personal emails online again, and again couldn’t even be bothered to conceal our email addresses or take any steps to protect our privacy.

Or shorter “Todd”:

Todd mad at Joe but Todd wrong. Now Todd mad at press for talk talk non-spoon fed Palin words.

Now you would think that the onus would have shifted to back onto the “lamestream media” for word raping the very private Palin family who just wish to be left alone to live out their lives in silent dignity, working on their meth farm under the midnight sun, but then Joe Miller went and tried to play rope-a-dope with Megyn Kelly tonight and it was not a boffo performance:

You may prefer the black & white version:

WooHoo! Snowbilly Hatfields and McCoys!

TBogg

TBogg

Yeah. Like I would tell you....

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