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Can somebody go up to Newt Gingrich and ask him, since he proclaims Obama has a Kenyan’s behavior, to name three actual Kenyans? And “that one long-distance runner guy, that other long-distance runner guy, and Barack Obama” are not acceptable answers.

What the hell is it with Chuck Todd and weather? Has Al Roker failed to genuflect appropriately in his goateed presence? Was he once attacked by a group of bowler wielding Magritte enthusiasts (aka ‘A Meet and Magritte‘)?

And finally, two non-boors combine to respond to a gigantic one, October 30th everyone!

Tonight, Jon Stewart announced the “Rally to Restore Sanity“: a march on Washington for people who have better things to do than march on Washington. Naturally, Stewart’s rally will have competition: the “March to Keep Fear Alive,” led by Stephen Colbert.

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Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

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