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Preview of the doings our forthcoming lords and masters (non-Birther Hearings related)

via professor evil at

Ladies and gentlemen, Focus on the Family sets the remaining moral agenda for the next Congress:

Being anti-bully is being pro-gay. How this affects John Stossel is unknown, but he is undoubtedly confused.

Meanwhile, good child-rearing — i.e. making a bully — demands attentive parenting.

For example, letting your son get a good long look at your “manly” full-grown penis is completely AWESOME!!!

And when the two are combined, you get to beat your “Wiener-Dog”.

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In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .