Constitutional Law Scholar Sarah Palin Yet to Rule on Prop 8 Decision So Just Hold Your Horses There, Homo-Americans

Already losing her looks

Sarah Palin, Former Adjunct Professor of Constitutional Law at Matanuska Valley Cosmetology College, has been very busy helping her unwed mother daughter move back home after her fourth engagement to that guy who knocked her up was aborted again, so she hasn’t had time to read Judge Walker’s opinion and discuss it with her law partners Ronald Reagan and Jesus H. Christ Esq. so I would hold off on booking the Bridal Suite at the Madonna Inn, you guys. Also because it is not that Madonna.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....