In handy “Two For One” form- because it is indeed possible to get too much Petey in one serving.

Here is your “game card”, compliments of MidWeek Politic’s David Pakman and summarized by Evan Hurst!

1.  Peter has met FIFTY “former homosexuals” in his twenty-year anti-gay career!

2.  Peter says that there is more than one way into homosexuality, and also more than one way out.

3.  Peter complains several times that my producer should have told Peter that the show he was going on was pro-gay.  This is because Peter does not have access to Google, and couldn’t find out anything about the show for himself.

4.  He says everybody censors Peter, and also so-called “ex-gays.”  

5.  Peter denies several times that he covers/photographs leathersex conventions and street festivals, before admitting that yes, he covers/photographs leathersex conventions and street festivals.

6.  And then there’s Uganda.  Peter says he does not support anything that “could be construed as violence or hatred toward gays.”  Pete’s website is an SPLC-certified hate site!  So, basically he issued a disclaimer against himself right there.  But strangely enough, Peter suggests that in Uganda, the laws should be written so that the penalties for, say, raping a child, are the same whether or not the perpetrator is gay or straight.  In other words, Peter is saying that gays and straights should be treated equally.  I don’t think he meant to say that, though.

7.  According to Peter, Fred Phelps is a wingnut.  It’s funny when one wingnut calls another wingnut a “wingnut.”  That is my only thought on that.

BONUS Center Square: Find the mention of Maine’s Mike Heath.

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Enjoy, everyone!