Are You There God? It’s Me, TBogg. Um. Please Please Please Please. Amen. Peace Out.
I have no link for this because it comes from a super doublesecret listserv I belong to called mattdrudgeshouldsethimselfonfire-list, but there is a rumor floating around out there (as Cokie Roberts would put it) that Tom “Too Sad To Fight” Tancredo is trying to convince fellow brown people hater and Colorado Springs resident Michelle Malkin to run with him on his Back When America Was All-White Party ticket in Colorado.
I do not believe that this is true because God does not love me that much. But this would be the greatest news possibly ever in the history of mankind except for the invention of Bacon In A Can.
Oh yeah. And you thought I was going to let you get away without posting this again? Fat chance.