PALIN: Well, first, Greta, you know why we love you? Because you’re not afraid to ask the questions. And I got to respect you for asking that question because I know that “boobgate” is all over the Internet right now because there are a lot of, I guess, bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about. And I think some of those folks, too, they need to grab a shovel, go down to the gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something instead of reporting on such stupid things like that.
No, I have not had implants. I can’t believe, yes, that we’re even talking about this. I think a report like that is about as real and truthful as those reports that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my own child. And we still put up with that kind of garbage, too, in even the mainstream media, Greta. It’s amazing.
You heard her. Get your shovels and go dig up a whale and clean it! And for God’s sake, be sure to address any complaints you have about your sweater puppies, your marriage and the maternity of your children in the mainstream media during an interview with a TV talk show host on a major network, because that’s not attention whoring, it’s attention soliciting.
My favorite headline on this whole thing comes from Jezebel, natch: “Sarah Palin’s Possible Breast Implants Prompt Thoughtful Discussion.”