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A familiar tune:

(Reuters) – U.S. and Iraqi forces have killed or captured 34 of the top 42 al Qaeda leaders in Iraq in the past 90 days, severing the group from al Qaeda’s senior leadership and leaving it struggling to regroup, Army General Ray Odierno said on Friday.

We’re winning…and winning…and winning. Seven more years!

But all this winning by us means Al Qaeda has a sad:

…A string of setbacks for al-Qaida’s affiliate in Iraq has left the insurgent group “devastated” and struggling to cope

Maybe they’re just sad not to have been invited to the latest Rush Limbaugh wedding and hear Elton John (who can apparently be bought for “one million” dollars)?

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Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

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