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Obama Makes Angry Faces About the Oil-Spill

Ever since Barack Obama found some oil on a beach…

He has been trying to look angry, but he just looks weird!

So it would probably be better if he stuck with his usual expressions…

"I would like to thank the Academy for this award as Cutest President Ever!"

…and left making angry faces to really angry people like Britney Spears.

Jacob Freeze

Jacob Freeze

I'm a painter and photographer who supplements his meager income by hurling rotten fruit and screaming "Welcome to the Bu!" at the Humvees of hedge-fund managers and their nightmare spawn who get stuck in the ridiculously narrow drive-through at McDonald's in Malibu. They inevitably poop their pants and abandon the vehicle, which I subsequently strip and sell for parts, and that is how I can afford to live in Malibu.