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BP: Backward Phuture: Obama, Reid, Republicans, Libertarians ALL Pro-GL0Warm, Anti-Science

BP: Backward Phuture: Obama, Reid, Republicans, Libertarians ALL Pro-GL0Warm, Anti-Science — by NormanB ("Deviations from the Norm")

BP: Backward Phuture:
Environmentalists have been proven correct, on both Global Warming and the hazards of the Oil-based economy. Maybe we should do something about it, But Phirst …

BP: Bribed President?
Now President Obama is using the BP disaster to push for the horrible Kerry-Lieberman Climate and Energy Bill. Last night, Rachel Maddow’s brilliant report on MSNBC revealed that unnatural currents stirred up by underwater Oil rig canals destroyed and continue to destroy the barrier wetlands that formerly protected the New Orleans area from storm surges. The drilling strategy embraced by this Bill doesn’t fill in those canals as our country needs, but instead funds more. And Keith Olberman revealed last night on MSNBC that the Obama Administration yesterday approved another offshore drilling proposal with the same inadequate safety equipment that the BP Deepwater Horizon had, without the Norwegian safety equipment that re-injects the Methane into the Earth’s cavity from which it came. That means the Administration intends to let that Methane leak, to warm the atmosphere and toxify the seas. Over 3,000 rigs in the Gulf are leaking that Methane, a major component in the "Natural" Gas that accompanies all Petroleum and Coal deposits. When the Methane leaks under millions of tons of water weight, it is a frozen pressurized slushie that explodes in you pump cement into it, as BP and Halliburton recently showed us.

The Bill also funds "clean coal" which doesn’t exist, but President Obama appeared on TV commercials extolling its virtues when he first became President. It also funds Nuclear Energy in a big way, giving the President a chance to renew his lies about Nukes being "clean energy" that fights Global Warming. In fact, producing Nuclear Energy requires dissolving uranium and plutonium in Nitric Acid, the production of which emits thousands of tons of Nitrous Oxide, a Greenhouse Gas with a Global Warming Potential 310 times as bad as CO2. There are many other frightful pro-Global Warming provisions in the Bill, but I’ll stop here.

With friends like this, who needs enemies? BP may stand for Back Pocket, where the Republicans appear to keep President Obama.

BP: Brainless Politicians?
Harry Reid and other Democrats are proposing an even worse, more anti-scientific pro-GL0Warm Bill, with even more Republican ideas in it.

BP: Bad People?
Not surprising: The Republicans want an even worse Bill, with even more Republican ideas in it.

BP: Bogus Product? Of course, the pure Libertarian take on this issue is to have no environmental laws at all.

Why are all of the above ignoring the Laws of Science and Economics? You don’t have to answer that, if you’re afraid our Bourgeois Proprietors will disapprove. Pay-to-Play politics and the propaganda press are trying to destroy us, to the extent that anthropomorphic inanimate concepts and giant corporations can do that. The BPers above will ‘Bliterate Progress if we let them.

Don’t go Back to the Phlintstones! Change the lightbulb!

How many Greens does it take to change a light bulb?
We can’t let the Greens change the light bulb, because they’ll want us to use those less-familiar twisty things, and then we’ll have to call Poison Control if they ever break.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Nothing funny about it. Move on.

How many Libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
It’ll change itself.

How many radical lesbian feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That’s not funny!

How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A fish!

How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Deadheads don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in sleeping bags.

How many Trippers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, but how do we get out of here?

How many Rainbow Hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
I don’t want to talk about it; it’s negative energy!

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normanb

I am an independent climate researcher, a journalist, a video educator, and an entertainer-activist-performance poet with a political musical comedy act. My book is:
How to HALT Global Warming this week AND Pull the Carbon back Out of the Air:
The science is in. We have the technology.

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