Mark Hemingway is possibly the stupidest person on earth. Nope. Definitely. Definitely the stupidest person on earth.
As we have noted before, Mark Hemingway is a not a very bright man and humor seems to throw him to such a degree that it is impossible to tell him something as simple as a knock-knock joke because every time you say “knock-knock” he leaves the room to answer the door.
So when Sarah Palin goes Full Metal Mayella Ewell, accusing Joe McInnis of eye-raping her children, Hemingway buys it and the horseshit it rode in on. Not willing to settle for being a garden variety half-wit, Hemingway doubles down when McGinnis’ son replies sarcastically to an email from Politico’s Ben Smith:
Bestselling author may be romantically stalking Sarah Palin
By: Mark Hemingway
Commentary Staff Writer
05/25/10 1:10 PM EDT
Well, it gets even crazier. Ben Smith of Politico got ahold of Joe McGinniss’ son and asked him about his father’s recent move to Alaska:
I haven’t been able to reach McGinniss, but did send an errant email to his son, the novelist Joe McGinniss Jr., who replied, “Sadly, she’s right. We tried our best to intervene, but alas, the heart wants what it wants. We can only pray for him now. He’s convinced that Todd will step aside and when the time is right, he’ll be there, right next door, to pick up the pieces.“
Wow. Just wow.
People like Hemingway like to complain that someone is always trying to shove something down their throats. This may be because they seem all too willing to swallow just about anything.