Once upon a time, D.C. Douglas had a great job doing voiceovers for Geico commercials. But one night, apparently after an apple martini – or two or three – he picked up the phone to give FreedomWorks (the Tea Party’s primary $upporter) a piece of his mind. Since nobody’s home at FreedomWorks, Douglas left a "f*cking retarded" message on their machine. Not appreciated by the recipient, the message was promptly made public and Geico felt compelled to fire his ass.
After sobering up, Douglas made this public service announcement: Don’t Drunk Dial FreedomWorks.