GUANTANAMO BAY — Khadr will return to court today.

For future reference, I also plan on using this headline if Mullah Omar ever agrees to peace talks with the Karzai government. AND IT WILL BE FUNNY.

Update, 9:23 a.m.:
And when the military judge, Col. Patrick Parrish, issues a ruling? Headline for that is Parrish Makin Dollars.

Spencer Ackerman

Spencer Ackerman