Bill Donohue wants a lover with a slow hand and an easy touch
Angry butt-rape apologist Bil Donohue wants you to know that a former abuse victim totally loved it and kept coming back for more so this means that the whole priesty-popey-rapey thing is totally overblown.
Q.E.D. Case closed. In your face. Suck it.
Okay, maybe not those last two things…