Michelle Malkin’s Handy Guide to Spotting Fake Teabaggers
Today’s April 15, and there’s a lot of Teabaggings scheduled. So the Anchor Baby wants her fellow Teabaggers to be on the lookout for “infiltrators” — libruls trying to make the ‘baggers look bad — and helpfully offers several sure-fire ways to spot ’em.
Happy Tax Day Tea Party. Be safe out there. A few tips on how to spot and tag a Tea Party infiltrator:
1. Ask them what the 10th amendment says.
Uh, given that most Teabaggers believe taxes have already gone up, think global warming is fake, and don’t know that Obama was born in the US, I’m pretty sure a fact-based quiz is going to yield some false positives.
But did the Anchor Baby just admit that most Teabaggers are Tenther loonies?
2. Two letters: B.O. (and I’m not talking about the president’s initials).
SMELLY HIPPIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
3. Glaringly obvious lack of subtlety.
Yeah, because if it’s one thing Teabagger rallies are known for — it’s their subtlety.
4. Upside-down flags.
Ah-ha! That’ll flush those America-hating, flag-desecrating, DFHs out!
Why? Because the Tea Party Patriots have been encouraging them to do so.
Each and every American who is distressed by the rogue Obama government can easily show his or her protest by displaying the American flagdown. Traditionally, the flag has been displayed up side down when freedom is threatened.
Looks like there’s going to be an awful lot of “infiltrators” out there today.