RNC: A Girl Can Have Some Dirty Dreams
Oh Jesus, Tony Perkins, the president of the Family Research Council is really hot and bothered over the Republican National Committee’s bondage night spending spree. In a letter obtained by Politico, Perkins urged his members to stop donating to the Republican National Committee, the fundraising arm of the GOP:
I’ve hinted at this before, but now I am saying it: Don’t give money to the RNC.
Yikes! The RNC can kiss that conservative cash buhbye faster than a stripper snatches up a Jackson. Golly, wouldn’t it be funny if the RNC accidentally misprinted their 202-area code phone number as a phone sex line in a letter soliciting money?
The April Fools…