Now I know we all fight the good fight making Truth, Justice, and the American Way safe for another day.

And yes, I am 101% behind Holmes on Homes. God only knows all the hours logged watching HGTV and all the daily treks to Home Deephole & Lowes I made when I was fixing up the old house (yes, even This Old House said it was too old).

But.

There’s something missing. Something to jazz the place up. Spring’s a poppin. And I’ll tell ya, I saw just the thing. Yep indeedy. American Apparel. Think of it. The great collaboration of originality and edginess. Plus, I’m sure there’s a buck or two somewhere in there.

I’m just sayin’.

Sincerely,
Madison Hemingway

Nobel Peace Prize winner
Instigator of Wars