The Onion Delivers the Goods
Y’know, the same could be said about the Democrats too.
Wake Up He’s a Shapeshifter
C’mon, it’s Texas for cryin’ out loud. Here’s a couple of examples.
Inserting paragraph clarifying that the poor guy Rosa Parks wouldn’t give up her seat for was on crutches and really needed to give his dogs a rest; also, he later died
Christopher Columbus was for lower taxes but all the Native Americans he encountered wanted to do was spend, spend, spend
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