Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi with Rep. John Lewis (photo: talknewsradio via Flickr)

Nancy Pelosi has done what effective Speakers of the House do, and obtained the votes to pass the version of health, nay, insurance, nay some version of alleged “reform” through the House.  And she did it with Gallagher’s mallet too, which was a nice touch — I do so love seeing John Boehner covered in watermelon rind.  That shade of red compliments orange. And like Gallagher, Boehner has the unfunny clown thing totally down — in fact, there’s an infamous Jerry Lewis film crying out for his special talents.

So, I guess this is a great day for patriotism, or centrism, or capitalism, or corporatism, or fascism, or socialism, or Marxism, or fanaticism, or fatalism, or perhaps listening to the self-congratulating  just jism. So congrats to viscous substances everywhere.

In any case, I’m sure that now nothing bad will ever happen to anyone again for all time.

Whew.

Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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