Most of all, you’ve got to hide it from the kids
The state of Georgia no longer wishes to come in second (and a sloppy one at that) to South Carolina when it comes to being known as the South’s Sluttiest Sexytime State so, by cracky, the voters down there are doing something about it. Last December “family-values” Republican Glenn Richardson was forced to step down when his wife pointed out that he was playing human wheelbarrow with a lobbyist whom, we will assume, (but only because we are feeling generous tonight) was a female.
Enter his replacement, Daniel Stout:
His campaign Web site touts his conservative, pro-family bona fides. “I believe Paulding County wants someone who will stand strong for the conservative principles we’ve always believed in … lower taxes, limited government, personal responsibility, and valuing Life from the womb until natural death,” he says.
But, as the writer Tom Crawford of Capitol Impact noted this week, Stout “has been compelled to address a personal incident from 10 years ago: he had an affair with his first wife’s mother while his first wife was pregnant with their daughter. Stout and his first wife subsequently divorced.”
I do not believe that this is what Daniel Stout’s wife had in mind when she asked him if he would like to “see where she came from” but, you know, with those adorable Southern accents who’s to say?
Bless their hearts…
(thanks to AKM for the heads-up)