Because she’s good for ratings. What a cheap ploy.

Simon Cowell is far more sincere. He’ll be Jay Leno’s guest March 8 on the revamped Tonight Show.

March 2 is Sarah Palin. Adam Lambert is scheduled to go on after her–unless Palin’s “reading notes from her hand” jokes go on too long. I’d actually like to see Adam sit next to Palin and ask her a few hard questions. Because she won’t get many from Leno.

Maybe Palin will do her hair like Leno’s…