Because she’s good for ratings. What a cheap ploy.

Simon Cowell is far more sincere. He’ll be Jay Leno’s guest March 8 on the revamped Tonight Show.

March 2 is Sarah Palin. Adam Lambert is scheduled to go on after her–unless Palin’s “reading notes from her hand” jokes go on too long. I’d actually like to see Adam sit next to Palin and ask her a few hard questions. Because she won’t get many from Leno.

Maybe Palin will do her hair like Leno’s…

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.