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Tim Pawlenty Plays Domestic Violence for Laughs at CPAC

Pictured: The GOP's "moderate" 2012 candidate.


Conservatives could learn a lot from Tiger Woods’ wife Elin, Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty said at the Conservative Political Action Conference today.

“She said, I’ve had enough,” Pawlenty said. “We should take a page out of her playbook and take a 9-iron and smash the window out of big government.”

Isn’t that hilarious? And just one day after Joseph Stack did just that.

I guess, for TPaw,  Republicans are Elin and Obama, Tiger Woods. Obama = Tiger Woods. Get it?

Anyway, TPaw also busted out this highly-original yukker.

Pawlenty was at pains to differentiate himself from Romney, referring to his blue-collar roots and to “elites” who eat brie and drink Chablis “at parties in San Francisco.”

Never heard that one before.

Pssst! Don’t forget the fundies, TPaw.

“I’m proud that in my state in the very first sentence in the very first paragraph of the Minnesota constitution. It says: “We, the people of the State of Minnesota, grateful to God for our civil and religious liberty.

I say to those naysayers trying to crowd out God from the conversation. ‘If it is good enough for the founding fathers, it should be good enough for each and every one of is.‘”

Which founding father wrote the Minnesota constitution?

Remember: this clown is one of the GOP’s hopefuls in 2012.

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