concern-troll.thumbnailOne thing that can be said of the nation’s most consistently underwhelming editorial columnist, Richard Cohen, it is that he goes about reaffirming his moniker without delay:

There is almost nothing the Obama administration does regarding terrorism that makes me feel safer.

Of course there isn’t, that’s why you’re America’s Concern Troll!

Obama hasn’t invaded any new countries. New invasions always make Dicky Cohen feel better. He aspires to close down Guantanamo and ignore crimes instead of using it to facilitate new ones. Obama is merely inconsistent in applying the Constitution, as opposed to completely pretending it doesn’t exist. Thank goodness, the Administration decided to let Bybee and Yoo off the hook — I don’t think Cohen’s bladder could have handled a different result, Cohen’s kidneys almost shut down over Scooter Libby.

Your ‘Liberal’ Washington Post editorial page ladies and gentlemen, as defined by Howard Kurtz.

Boy I hope Cohen doesn’t see his shadow today.



In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .