The first thing I think when I see these bendy toys of politicians is voodoo. But I’m just drawn that way…
Then I think action figure doll party where you can dress them up make them say and do whatever you want. Oh wait, that’s voodoo. Or being a big donor.
Anyway, now there are three Scott Brown actions figures, including a naked, adults-only version that is
Wait, did he model for that too? Like Ted Haggard!?
And speaking of his days as a nude model for Cosmopolitan, Brown told Barbara Walters
the steamy shots gave him the exposure he needed to launch a public career.
“I was 22 years old there and thrust in the spotlight because of what I did with the Cosmo thing”
Get it..thrust? Wow, Scott, nice use of sexual innuendo and double entendre. Hope that helps you on the Senate floor…