The first thing I think when I see these bendy toys of politicians is voodoo. But I’m just drawn that way…

Then I think action figure doll party where you can dress them up make them say and do whatever you want. Oh wait, that’s voodoo. Or  being a big donor.

Anyway, now there are three Scott Brown actions figures, including a naked, adults-only version that is

anatomically correct

Wait, did he model for that too? Like Ted Haggard!?

And speaking of his days as a nude model for Cosmopolitan, Brown told Barbara Walters

the steamy shots gave him the exposure he needed to launch a public career.

“I was 22 years old there and thrust in the spotlight because of what I did with the Cosmo thing”

Get it..thrust? Wow, Scott, nice use of sexual innuendo and double entendre. Hope that helps you on the Senate floor…

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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