"Senator, I just remembered the President's a black guy"

Senator, I just remembered the President's a black guy

We sure hear a lot about the daily vibrations of the poll-ratings of the President, and other, particular Democrats — like well-known “badass” Harry Reid, but what of the man Sally Quinn wishes had been President?

Just 40% of Arizonans approve of the job McCain is doing for them in D.C., according to the poll.

Why that’s nearly as unpopular as Joe Lieberman. And this year McCain has an actual primary challenger, notorious crazy person J.D. Hayworth — who has the jowly-visage only a teabagger could love.

If John McCain ends up losing in 2010, there is one mavericky-lining for him. He will finally be available for those Sunday morning chat show appearances he always has to cancel…or maybe he can make viral-videos?

(pic from here)

Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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