President to give everyone pudding pop tax credits. We're saved! Hurray!

The Kenyan usurper is going shove something down America’s throat on teevee tonight so the New York Times asked some smart people to give advice on what he should do and say to save what is left of a beautiful social experiment but is now just a barren wasteland filled with sorrow and shame and half-empty strip malls.

Oh, besides the smart people the Times also asked Lisa Schiffren who is famous for writing Dan Quayle’s Murphy Brown speech, and Jonah Goldberg who is famous for farting.

The end.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....