Scene: Woman lying in bed watching MSNBC & listening to a lecture by Ed Schultz about how the voters in MA will be a bunch of quitters on ‘change’, if they fail to support Martha Coakley for Senate. The commercial break comes up, and a Chevron advertisement selling nothing but the company’s goodwill policy to the world drones across the screen.

Women begins to softly mutter to self:

Maybe I should vote for Coakley. I am not a change quitter…I want change. Maybe we should give Obama the 60 votes and he will come around to the peoples’ side. The complete collapse is coming (note to self, remember to order the MRE rations with tax refund money) and that could change everything. Stranger things have happened…..

….Wtf? Your brain is going to mush woman. First, jut wait and see if you even get your tax refund. If China stop lending, nobody will be getting anything other then surplus cheese rations left over from the 70s. At that point, it won’t matter who you vote for tomorrow, as the entire country will be under marshal (martial, you dolt) law and I doubt that they will even bother to try to keep up the two party masquerade….

…Hey, don’t call me a dolt. You’re a dolt for being so paranoid & cynical. And, don’t bring up cheese because now I have a craving for a grilled velveeta sandwich and I am completely out of cheese food. Anyway, let’s for the sake of suppossing pretend that the complete economic collapse doesn’t happen this year. Coakley might be useful if Obama does attempt to pass some pro-people legislation…

….such as what?

….I don’t know. There must be something. Maybe he will decide to rehaul the whole financial regulatory system when the crash comes and he will need the 60th vote to pass the policy…

…Do you ever listen to yourelf? Ever? First, you give a scenario where a crash doesn’t occur and then you give a argument about Coakley will be needed when one does occur. Your brain is getting soft from staying up late and drawing grafitti on facebook…

….you have to admit…my mushroom pictures have really improved over the past week…

…well, yes, that’s true. anyway, theoretically Coakley could be useful in such a scenario…that’ still pretty far out theoretical though and that doensn’t even touch on her being the 60th vote for the health insurance reform bill…

…that’s true. I know that the insurance companies gave her a big shin dig fundraiser just recently – I wonder if they served cheese food? Probably not, I would guess that only natural cheeses would be presented at such a wealthy event…

…who on earth uses the phrase shin dig in the year 2010, what are you, 85 years old? And, stop droning on about cheese foods. Let’s get back to the issue at hand. Coakley could easily rubber stamp the health insurance wet dream bill and then where will we be? Nowhere. I think I would rather endure three year of Brown’s obstruction then a decade or two of enslavement to the private health industry..we can always defeat him in three years…with how lousy the Obama legislative agenda has been thus far, obstructionism could be a blessing in disguise…

………………

Hey, where did you go? Get off the damn facebook & get back here & finish this debate. You have to decide what to do by tomorrow….

….sorry, I have moved on from mushrooms to pictures of pigs…pigs are harder to draw then mushrooms….

…you have completely and totally lost your mind. You know that? Completely and totally. So, what are you going to do? Vote for Coakley, abstain, or do a right in…

…I don’t know & stop interrupting me…my pig looks like an elephant because of you…Maybe I will just flip a coin….

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