Pat Robertson’s Soul for Sale On eBay

Listed on eBay, with 100% of the proceed going to the Red Cross through an eBay charity service MissionFish, a Pat Robertson voodoo doll. Seller johnnyvoodoo writes:

Finally!  What you’ve all been asking for!  A one of a kind, handmade PAT ROBERSTON VOODOO DOLL. [sic]

After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home!  The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!

Ever wanted to cause Pat Robertson a massive headache?  give him back pain?  jab him in the crotch?   Of course you have!  Well then BID NOW to own your very own pysical representation of the dark, dark soul of Pat Robertson.

Accessories included with the doll are Pat’s very own “HOLY” BIBLE and BAG OF MONEY taken from real Americans!  WOW!

Currently bidding is at $510.00 This item does raise the question: Is the soul part of the body, and thus can a soul be auctioned on eBay? Though as twolf 1 writes, Pat may have sold his soul already.

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Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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