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Ann Coulter Knows Many Things About Foreskins and Anal

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photo: marymactavish via Flickr

Before they offshored her job/schtick to the vaguely foreign-looking and obviously discount-binned Michelle Malkin, supposed serious political shouty teevee shows used to book bile-filled exoskeletal “human” Ann Coulter to come on their shows and say very stupid things and lie and look terribly aggrieved because Americans JUST DON’T GET IT and so we’re all gonna end up being harem slaves or something. But, just like herpes, Ann Coulter is back and she is sharing her knowledge with America and we will all be saved so you won’t have to wear those MC Hammer pants after all.

Speaking on Fox News’ O’Reilly Factor Tuesday night, Coulter declared she was opposed to the Transportation Security Administration’s new push to add body scanners to airports in an effort to detect terrorist’s explosive devices.

O’Reilly countered: “If you have a body scan and you have a bomb in your underwear, they can see the bomb through the body scan.”

To this, Coulter replied: “No one credible has asserted that…No they’ll be able to see a container…It was spread throughout the diaper. Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin, and by the way, I don’t see a clear angle on the anus. That’s a pretty easy hiding place for this.”

I don’t know why Ann Coulter knows these things and quite frankly I don’t want to know because, like you, I will have sex again some day and I don’t need that kind of disturbing imagery forever lodged in my mind, so I am sorry that I brought it up and hope that you and Jesus can forgive me.

Also about the bacon-flavored lube. . . .

TBogg

Ann Coulter knows many things about foreskins and anal

This is just wrong...Before they offshored her job/schtick to the vaguely foreign-looking and obviously discount-binned Michelle Malkin, supposed serious political shouty teevee shows used to book bile-filled exoskeletal “human” Ann Coulter to come on their shows and say very stupid things and lie and look terribly aggrieved  because Americans JUST DON’T GET IT and so we’re all gonna end up being harem slaves or something. But, just like herpes, Ann Coulter is back and she is sharing her knowledge with America and we will all be saved so you won’t have to wear those MC Hammer pants after all.

Speaking on Fox News’ O’Reilly Factor Tuesday night, Coulter declared she was opposed to the Transportation Security Administration’s new push to add body scanners to airports in an effort to detect terrorist’s explosive devices.

O’Reilly countered: “If you have a body scan and you have a bomb in your underwear, they can see the bomb through the body scan.”

To this, Coulter replied: “No one credible has asserted that… No they’ll be able to see a container… It was spread throughout the diaper. Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin, and by the way, I don’t see a clear angle on the anus. That’s a pretty easy hiding place for this.”

I don’t know why Ann Coulter knows these things and quite frankly I don’t want to know because, like you, I will have sex again some day and I don’t need that kind of disturbing imagery forever lodged in my mind, so I am sorry that I brought it up and hope that you and Jesus can forgive me.

Also about the bacon-flavored lube.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....