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A hero ain’t nothing but a burnt weiner

flame-broiled, not friedAl Qaeda has gone from a tightly organized plot, years in the making, involving multiple parties simultaneously hijacking and commandeering four airliners and crashing them into buildings leaving thousands dead, a nation scarred for life (as well as Conservatives scared for life), to a recent attempt involving a guy who flame-broiled his dick while the no smoking sign was on.

According to Erik Erickson Sonoferik, the Patron Saint of Conservative Turd Polishing, this was a HUGE WIN for Al Qaeda who are, probably at this moment, awkwardly high-fiving each other and then going out for wings and beers:

Could this actually be the greatest and potentially the deadliest of Obama’s screw ups so far?

I missed the implications of this up front and I bet you all did too, but I am hearing from members of the American intelligence community and some on the outside closely connected to those on the inside who are raising a huge red flag right now.

It appears Barack Obama inexperience and amateurishness has just started bonfires on the bridges connecting him to the American intelligence community and delivered a huge, HUGE psychological win to Al Qaeda.

So, Nomar Fallujah Crotchrocket is, like, the new Doug Hoffman.

At this rate, al Qaeda will soon conduct a reign of terror by blowing up toilets with cherry bombs in airport mensrooms across this great country of ours. While this may not create panic in the streets, it will certainly put a crimp in Larry Craig’s Friday nights.

Oh, and it will also be good news for John McCain.

TBogg

A hero ain’t nothing but a burnt weiner

flame-broiled, not friedAl Qaeda has gone from a tightly organized plot, years in the making, involving multiple parties simultaneously hijacking and commandeering four airliners and crashing them into buildings leaving thousands dead, a nation scarred for life (as well as Conservatives scared for life), to a recent attempt involving a guy who flame-broiled his dick while the no smoking sign was on.

According to Erick Erickson Sonoferik, the Patron Saint of Conservative Turd Polishing, this was a HUGE WIN for Al Qaeda who are, probably at this moment, awkwardly high-fiving each other and then going out for wings and beers:

Could this actually be the greatest and potentially the deadliest of Obama’s screw ups so far?

I missed the implications of this up front and I bet you all did too, but I am hearing from members of the American intelligence community and some on the outside closely connected to those on the inside who are raising a huge red flag right now.

It appears Barack Obama inexperience and amateurishness has just started bonfires on the bridges connecting him to the American intelligence community and delivered a huge, HUGE psychological win to Al Qaeda.

So, Nomar Fallujah Crotchrocket is, like,  the new Doug Hoffman.

At this rate, al Qaeda will soon conduct a reign of terror by blowing up toilets with cherry bombs in airport mensrooms across this great country of ours. While this may not create panic in the streets, it will certainly put a crimp in Larry Craig’s Friday nights.

Oh, and it will also be good news for John McCain.

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