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broder regularityAh, a very special Christmas edition — a David Broder column spreading fantasies of bipartisan cooperation. Nobody tell him the truth about Santa Claus.

For the Dean says now that health care “reform” is nigh, it must be stopped. No, not to make it better stopped, to make it worse — in some sort of bizarro world Broder spouts forth:

even those Republicans who were initially inclined to [favor health care reform] — and there were at least a handful of them — were turned away by the White House and the Senate Democratic leaders, who never lifted their sights much beyond the Democratic ranks.

Um, yeah. Name ’em!

And how could Obama help things, by making it even more Republican:

It would help a lot if he reached out personally to those few Republicans who might still want to improve the bill rather than sink it.

Yeah, they’d sure “improve” the bill. God forbid Broder contemplate progressives being listened to for once.

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In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

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