Late Night Literary Corner: “Joezymandias”
I met a blogger from an ill-govern’d land
Who said: “A sad & dickless egotistical toad
Sits in the Senate. Beside him only stand
His saggy face, & smirk of self-absorbed demand,
Ensure all else his pretensions dread,
Which yet survive, stamped on his whiny puss —
The Glenn Beck suck-ups, his carp-shaped head.
And on the Fox News chyron these asshole words appear:
“I am Joezymandias, Douche of Douchebags!
Look on my filibuster, Ye Leftists, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that legislative wreck, uninsured & bare,
The bankrupt sick cough their life away.”
An original composition by Thers. With a slight assist from PBS.