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Italian Prime Minister and right-wing media mogul Sylvio Berlusconi had to take a break from his usual occupations of undermining the Italian judiciary and improving his appearance with plastic surgery and hair-implants yesterday when a "mentally unstable" man hit him in the face with a replica of Milan’s multi-pointed cathedral.

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Meanwhile the English-language version of Berlusconi, Rupert Murdoch and his flagship Wall Street Journal constantly intensify their already hysterical campaign of climate-change denialism, and if you had to choose between bashing Rupert Murdoch or allowing him to annihilate millions of sympathetic little animals like this dumbo octopus…

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Which would you choose?

Jacob Freeze

Jacob Freeze

I'm a painter and photographer who supplements his meager income by hurling rotten fruit and screaming "Welcome to the Bu!" at the Humvees of hedge-fund managers and their nightmare spawn who get stuck in the ridiculously narrow drive-through at McDonald's in Malibu. They inevitably poop their pants and abandon the vehicle, which I subsequently strip and sell for parts, and that is how I can afford to live in Malibu.

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