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Glenn Beck to his demographic — You’re all socialists!

nativity sceneSarah Palin declares Mao-hats for everyone! Glenn Beck has a thought (hold the presses!) and says to his audience of septuagenarians:

And I also said why don’t you just abolish Medicare, because it’s so wildly corrupt and out of control.

And about two-million seventy-year old global warming deniers [“the Science isn’t clear!“] who are also Rapture enthusiasts [“the evidence is overwhelming!“] momentarily stopped painting that Sarah Palin figurine intended to replace the Virgin Mary in their Nativity Scene and yelled out, “Yeah, get rid of Medicare for everyone (except me of course)!”

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Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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