Support the Non-Troops

Coulda been one of the heroes honored at half-time.

Get this guy his p.m. coffee.

Coulda been one of the heroes Jay Leno jokes around with.

Beep says fries’re ready.

Why did I feel torn up and shitty about signing up?

Did I really feel those wars’re criminally wrong?

I never hear anybody say that.

Want fries with that?

They sorta did cause 9/11.

The whole country loves the troops or at least feels damn sorry for them.

Fuck this apron.

Yeah some bullshit Afghans or Arabs’re gonna hate me, so what?



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