Support the Non-Troops
Coulda been one of the heroes honored at half-time.
Get this guy his p.m. coffee.
Coulda been one of the heroes Jay Leno jokes around with.
Beep says fries’re ready.
Why did I feel torn up and shitty about signing up?
Did I really feel those wars’re criminally wrong?
I never hear anybody say that.
Want fries with that?
They sorta did cause 9/11.
The whole country loves the troops or at least feels damn sorry for them.
Fuck this apron.
Yeah some bullshit Afghans or Arabs’re gonna hate me, so what?