In August the DEA reported that drug dealers were manufacturing Ecstasy pills in a cartoonish shape that resemble POTUS. Now the pills have shown up in Texas, but reviewers are complaining they’ve been sold a load of falsehoods that look like Obama, but lack the crucial ingredient MDA. Most of pills being sold aren’t real X, but a combo of BZP, TFMPP, and caffeine, according to a (non-DEA) lab analysis. No word what the Palmview, Texas bust turned up in terms of chemical compounds.

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