This is not the Black Muslim President you are looking for

No. Really

In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the “Peanuts” television Christmas special.

Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim. Only people on Wiseman’s “friend’s list” had access to the post. He has more than 1,600 friends on Facebook.

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim president is there, what a load…..try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it….w…hen the answer should simply be ‘yes’….”

So this “Mayor” of some backwater Hellhole plops his nine morbidly obese children down in front of the TV with a six pack of Big Red and a stick of raw cookie dough apiece, and what to their wondering eyes should appear but a black guy who is definitely not Franklin.

The role of Peppermint Patty was played by Hillary Clinton because, well, you know…



Yeah. Like I would tell you....