The first one of the Obama Presidency.

Just imagine the crazy blackboard etchings (and deals!) that Glenn Beck will be coming up with.beck blackboard

B=A
L=C
A=O
C=R
K=N

OMG, it’s really ACORN FRIDAY!

Am I the only one who can see Glenn Beck being the only one who can see this?

It’s so easy to see when you use your magic extra-tighty whities!

Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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