Sarah Palin’s on Oprah! And What’s to Eat?
Today Sarah Palin makes her highly touted appearance on Oprah,a nd since it’s pre-taped, no way she can back out now. I’m readying a special meal just for occasion, and the dress code? Levi’s optional:
First of all, it’sa TEA PARTY. Duh. And of course we’ll be sipping some Bristol Creme sherry.
Naturally there are mooseburger sliders, and moose stew cooked on sno-machine engine. Poached salmon plays homage to cold-fish Palin’s comment about only dead fish going with the flow, since waste from copper minng is polluting salmon runs, while arial-shot wolf stew will be served in mini airplane shaped tureens.
For dessert we’ve got sno-cones, topped with chocolate syrup to represent the oily residue from the Alaska pipeline, and the creampuffs are a tribute to the interviews Palin will do with Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. And of course we’re serving everyone’s favorite snack: Trigs in a blanket!
We’ll have barf bags too, just in case the interview is just too dreadful.