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David Brody does not want this Newsweek boner he might be having

David Brody, who is the White House Correspondent for CBN News (which is just like CNN except that IT’S EDITED BY JESUS) would be going “Oh my God!” over Sarah Palin’s picture on the cover of Newsweek except that David can’t say “Oh my God!” because he doesn’t want to burn in hell for eternity or the equivalent of eternity which is pretty much any Kate Hudson movie.

So David Brody is instead:

For all of you who live in a dream world and think the mainstream media isn’t biased, get a load of the latest cover of Newsweek below:

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You’ve got to hand it to the folks at Newsweek. They have accomplished being biased and sexist at the same time. Quite a feat. This cover has got to be a new low right? They don’t use a photo of Palin on the campaign trail. No instead they take the sexy Runners World photo. Yes she posed for it but don’t tell me they didn’t purposely use that photo to make a point? I predict this cover will become a bigger story over the next 24-48 hours and let’s face it. This isn’t JUST about media bias. This cover should be insulting to women politicians. Where’s the sexy photo of Mitt Romney? Why not a picture of Tim Pawlenty with an unbuttoned shirt relaxing on a couch in the Twin Cities?

Brody seems to have taken a bit more pains than usual to set up the sexy Pawlenty fantasy sequence and it is very possible that the sentence continued:

…. his moist lips slightly parted in anticipation, his mullet curved seductively around his shell-like ears, his swollen manhood straining mightily begging to be unleashed from the strict confines of his rough workman’s jeans. My love, my life...”

…but Jesus is a tough editor, so no go.

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