Got this email sent to my “real life” box. “Lil Smilies” stolen from Autumn and added by me:

Wedding Dates

We are sending this to all of our friends who have managed to stay married to date. Since fewer and fewer couples remain married for a long time, we think we should congratulate ourselves.

365 Anniversaries

This is kind of cool! Out of all the billions of married couples in the world, there has to be a couple married on each date of the year. We’re going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar with an anniversary, of one of our dear friends, on every day of the year.

Add you and your spouse’s 1st names only (NO LAST NAMES, PLEASE), The year you were married, and where you were married on the list below. Then send it to 20 of your married friends, plus the person who sent it to you!

DON’T BE A SPOILED SPORT!

ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST.  

All you have to do is hit forward, add the information, and then send it to all your friends and family that are also married or will be soon….

If someone has already put names in the date of your anniversary, please just add your names below theirs and DO NOT DELETE THOSE COUPLES’ NAMES!

“Celebrating Marriage” as an effing email chain letter game…

I am off to go punch something now.