Roll Over, Cassius Marcellus Coolidge
and tell Thomas Kinkade the news.
Earlier this evening I had a Very Serious, Thoughtful Post That Has Never Been Made in Such Detail or With Such Care… but I failed to save it before briefly stepping away from the Official TBogg Demonic Conservative Slaying Device™ and, well, okay the dog ate it. Or something.
So in lieu of an extraordinary insight that might possibly alter your worldview, make you reconsider every decision you have ever made in your life (specifically that haircut), or possibly make you think: "Why yes. A nice frosty Dr. Pepper does sound good right now!", behold the awesomeness of Conservative Art: