Hawaii Five-2: Birth’em Danno
The Supersleuths at World Net Banana!! Banana!! Boi-oi-oi-oing! have unearthed a new clue indicating that President Brother from Another is of the foreign soil born:
If President Obama were indeed born in Hawaii, was it while the islands were a territory of the United States?
A new wrinkle in the dispute over his birth – and whether he is eligible to be president under the U.S. Constitution’s requirement that the president be a "natural born" citizen – appeared today when Obama’s official MySpace page declared his age is 52, thus placing his birth year at 1957 instead of 1961 as has been claimed.
That would mean he would have been born during the archipelago’s time as a territory of the U.S., the islands’ status from about 1900 until statehood in 1959.
When one puts the words "MySpace" and "Barack Obama" into search engines such as Google, the top result indicates: "Official profile page for Barack Obama includes his blog, blurbs, news clips, videos and comments from his MySpace friends."
There must be something to this because…:
A WND request to the White House for comment did not generate an immediate response.
Fortunately we have McGarrett, Danno, Chin Ho, and Kono Kalakaua on the case reviewing the damning evidence that WND has provided.
Yeah. That’s kind of what I thought…