Arianna Huffington is borne back to her panel discussion

As you may have guessed, I am not at Netroots Nation in Pittsburgh this weekend like all the kewl kidz, twittering-twattering away about how we are going to kill off all of the old people so we can use the old folks homes as abortion mills. Abortion mills with shuffleboard, I might add.

In agreement with the great progressive hivemind, some of us have stayed behind just like the State of the Union address where a cabinet member doesn’t attend in case everyone is destroyed by, like, a killer asteroid or a concerned patriot exercising his 2nd amendment rights. That way we can maintain continuity, insuring that there is still someone left behind to make fun of RedState and Ross Douthat.

Wolverines!