There are 47 million people waiting to read your copy of “Highlights,” you selfish bastard
You know what will happen if you add 47 million uninsured people, who should otherwise be dying in their squalid ghetto-hovels, to the health care system? They’re totally going to all show up at the doctors offices at the same time and then they’ll hang out all day long waiting for an aneurysm or herpes flair-up or something else to happen, because people just love going to the doctor and getting cool free stuff like prostate exams.
Yuh hunh. It’s true:
For all the flack that President Obama gets here on Red State, he does propose some amazing things that deserve recognition. Today, for example, he said concerning his health care reform plan, "You will not be waiting in any lines.” Let’s be honest: we Republicans would not know how to do that. If we added 47 million more people to the health care system, there would be lines. We wouldn’t even know how to send 47 million more people to McDonald’s without causing lines.
Since there are no obvious solutions like more doctors and nurses it will be up to the Death Panels to weed out the old people, the libertarians, and all of the Palin children making this "patient-load neutral". Because every time God (or the Death Panel) closes a door on a life, a 10:30am appointment window opens up.
Circle of life, man….
There are 47 million people waiting to read
your copy of Highlights, you selfish bastard
You know what will happen if you add 47 million uninsured people, who should otherwise be dying in their squalid ghetto-hovels, to the health care system? They’re totally going to all show up at the doctors offices at the same time and then they’ll hang out all day long waiting for an aneurysm or herpes flair-up or something else to happen, because people just love going to the doctor and getting cool free stuff like prostate exams.
Yuh hunh. It’s true:
For all the flack that President Obama gets here on Red State, he does propose some amazing things that deserve recognition. Today, for example, he said concerning his health care reform plan, "You will not be waiting in any lines.” Let’s be honest: we Republicans would not know how to do that. If we added 47 million more people to the health care system, there would be lines. We wouldn’t even know how to send 47 million more people to McDonald’s without causing lines.
Since there are no obvious solutions like more doctors and nurses it will be up to the Death Panels to weed out the old people, the libertarians, and all of the Palin children making this "patient-load neutral". Because every time God (or the Death Panel) closes a door on a life, a 10:30am appointment window opens up.
Circle of life, man….
